If you’re going to rely on good old glossy paper rather than your phone, you might as well choose a calendar that brings you true joy each time you flip the page to a new month.
Thankfully there are calendars available to suit every taste – sexy fish, lumberjacks, women hanging out in coffins.
Now, finally, there’s even a calendar to please those among us who adore dogs taking dumps.
Yep, people for whom the crinkle of a doggy bag signals true happiness now have a calendar just for them. Inside are not pictures of just plain old dog poo, which would be ridiculous, but pictures of dogs pooing.
That’s right. Dogs pooing all over your time and organisation. Don’t read into that.
As well as making dog mess fans very happy, the calendars benefit another good cause. $1 from every calendar goes to the Maui Humane Society, a charity that matches abandoned and stray pets with loving homes.
Inside this year’s calendar are dogs of many sizes, breeds, and pooing locations, from French Bulldogs to Beagles.
The lucky dogs getting fame in the calendar were chosen through PoopingPooches’ yearly photo competition, which invites dog owners to submit their photos of their pups creating faeces. Winners receive treats, merch, and their photo in a calendar for everyone to enjoy.
If you long to write down your weekly plans while gazing at a dog doing a poo, you can buy the 2019 calendar through Etsy for £11.78.