Oh look, here’s that pooing dogs calendar you were after

a calendar of dogs pooing all over my hopes and dreams picture: poopingpooches.com METROGRAB
(Picture: poopingpooches.com)

If you’re going to rely on good old glossy paper rather than your phone, you might as well choose a calendar that brings you true joy each time you flip the page to a new month.

Thankfully there are calendars available to suit every taste – sexy fish, lumberjacks, women hanging out in coffins.

Now, finally, there’s even a calendar to please those among us who adore dogs taking dumps.

Yep, people for whom the crinkle of a doggy bag signals true happiness now have a calendar just for them. Inside are not pictures of just plain old dog poo, which would be ridiculous, but pictures of dogs pooing.

a calendar of dogs pooing all over my hopes and dreams picture: poopingpooches.com METROGRAB
(Picture: poopingpooches.com)

That’s right. Dogs pooing all over your time and organisation. Don’t read into that.

As well as making dog mess fans very happy, the calendars benefit another good cause. $1 from every calendar goes to the Maui Humane Society, a charity that matches abandoned and stray pets with loving homes.

Inside this year’s calendar are dogs of many sizes, breeds, and pooing locations, from French Bulldogs to Beagles.

A scenic dog poo on the beach (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
A scenic dog poo on the beach (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
A scenic dog poo on the beach (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
Grayscale makes this dog's toilet trip feel sombre  (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
Grayscale makes this dog's toilet trip feel sombre (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
Grayscale makes this dog's toilet trip feel sombre (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
June sees a delightful French bulldog in a desert  (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
June sees a delightful French bulldog in a desert (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
June sees a delightful French bulldog in a desert (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
Oh hey there, November  (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
Oh hey there, November (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
Oh hey there, November (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
What would you rather look at to mark the start of Spring?  (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
What would you rather look at to mark the start of Spring? (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
What would you rather look at to mark the start of Spring? (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
The perfect image for the winter months  (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
The perfect image for the winter months (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
The perfect image for the winter months (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
A legend, an icon  (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
A legend, an icon (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
A legend, an icon (Picture: poopingpooches.com)
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The lucky dogs getting fame in the calendar were chosen through PoopingPooches’ yearly photo competition, which invites dog owners to submit their photos of their pups creating faeces. Winners receive treats, merch, and their photo in a calendar for everyone to enjoy.

If you long to write down your weekly plans while gazing at a dog doing a poo, you can buy the 2019 calendar through Etsy for £11.78.

PoopingPooches also sells dog poo themed cards, in case you’re not ready for a yearlong commitment, or paper-haters can take a scroll through the PoopingPooches Instagram.