Above and beyond that – and if you’re simply consumed with unspent rage – you could let your dog have at a mini BoJo chew toy.
It’s not really a mature solution to sit with a gin and tonic and feel satisfied that Buster or Bella is going to town on a tiny blonde blabbermouth, but then neither is calling African people ‘piccaninnies’ with ‘watermelon smiles’ . For the pleasure of seeing this, you’ll only need to pay £17.50 from Pet Hates Toys, and you’ll be shipped your very own Boris dog toy, complete with downy hair and a pained expression.READ ALSO:
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Use a Front Clip Harness to Prevent Pulling on Leash. If your dog pulls on his leash get a harness that clips in the front. The harnesses that clip on the back promote more pulling. And when you’re working on leash manners ditch the retractable leash for a regular 6 foot one so your dog can get the feeling of what loose leash walking means.
How right they are.
Anyway, we have to find laughter in these times, otherwise we may just cry. For impartiality reasons, though, it’s worth noting that Pet Hates also make a Jeremy Corbyn, a Donald Trump (which has sold out on many sites due to popularity) and a Theresa May – which is actually on sale as she departs Number 10.According to their website, there’s a Nigel Farage coming too. Just don’t spill any milkshakes on it, or you could end up in trouble.
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